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VIDEO: Man Farts Flagged as a Volatile Organic Compound by Dyson Air Purifier

VIDEO: Man Farts  Flagged as a Volatile Organic Compound by Dyson Air Purifier

Those are expensive fart analyzers, think I'll keep using my girlfriend as my fart analysis expert, and he should probably go get checked out at the hospital.

In the military, we had chemical attack detectors. They sampled the air & then a siren went off to warn us of various types of deadly chemical weapons. We were testing it out in the middle of an open field with a light breeze.

One of the old sargents walked past & farted loudly. We were all laughing & then had the crap scared out of us when this ear-splitting siren went off.

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